1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

infinite:

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.

— 2 am thoughts (via acids)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

nycdoctorinthemaking:

holy Jesus

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

lanamparrillas:

Lana by Troy Jensen.

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

Every Character I LoveLexie Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)

“Screw the odds! People die of the hiccups. My mother died of the hiccups. Survival rate for that is what… 100 percent? The odds are that she should be alive right now. The odds are… The odds are crap! So people should face it and they should fight.”

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

Dangers of online friends:

itssimplysam23:

-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.